The continued adventures of Mantough Lizardcoque.

I went to a tavern and double-arm wrestled the toughest lad in the house, pressing the advantage and slamming his ass to kingdom come. I wagered a hundred gold and a kobold slave. He wagered a hundred gold and a huge fuck-off axe of ultimate frostypower. He got absolutely annihilated, and the axe got absolutely mine. We then got in a cart to do something. I had to deal with dog for a bit so i didn’t really get the mission briefing. Anyway, apparently we got attacked by gryphons. I did basically all of the damage ever. I took a talon as a trophy. The team took the meat as provisions. We then investigated the spooky deserted minecamp after an incident with a gibbering mouthblob in the forest and encountered a locked door. I charged and smashed it down like a motherfucker, but critically hit the door and therefore smashed it so hard i ran through the other side leaving a lizardcock shaped hole in the wall. After more shenanigans, we went in the mine and there were a whole load of gibbering goddamn mouthmen. I cleaved the shit out of them.

I then dialogued the final gibbering mouthblob (it was floating) as hard as I could. I asked questions about stuff and it talked all cryptic-like. Cerebo punched it and it dribbled. After sourcing up enough clues, cerebos rude punches made it sizzle up and disappear. The gibbery mouthparts dissipated, leaving a skeleton in the fetal position. I took the skull as a trophy.

We then got home, cashed in and checked out.